Oh, how I absolutely ADORE my self-esteem-crushing little BOOGER of a brother...

Ok, so I wake up this morning, and theres this little folded-up piece of paper stuck under my door. So I go check it out, and on the front it says, "TO: RONDENE, I WROTE IT MYSELF." Okaaay theeen..

So I open it, and it reads (exactly):

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"YOUR JOKES ARE STALER THAN AN OLD BOX OF CEREAL.
I'VE SEEN SECONDHAND COATS WITH BETTER MATERIAL.

YOU FEEL SO PROUD,
BUT YOUR HEAD'S IN THE CLOUDS,
CAUSE YOUR JUST A BUNCH OF INCAPACITATION. (really, kid?)
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO RENOWNED,
BUT YOU'RE JUST DUMB AND LOUD,
AND YOUR BRAIN'S ON A PERMANENT VACATION.
YOUR BIG AND TALL,
BUT YOUR BRAIN'S TOO SMALL
TO HANDLE ANY KIND OF SIMPLE SITUATION.
YOU THINK YOU'RE ON THE BALL,
BUT COMPARED TO ALL,
YOU'RE IN NEED OF SOME SPECIAL EDUCATION.

WORD!

P.S.- APRIL FOOLS,... NOT! "
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And I'm just like, geez, thanx bro, luv ya too....

But seriously WHAT THE CRAP could I possibly have done 2 this kid (besides make him sit and listen to me while I recite my favorite parts of Eclipse...) to make him sit there and work to create a whole entire big-worded, deenee-bashing dork-rap/poem in my honor?!?! (if u can even call that honor)

I mean, sumtimes, occasionally, I actually try to be nice to hiiiiim! :(

Oh-oh-ho! and do u see that last line about me belonging in special education?
Haha, u already KNOW i just about chris-brown'd his rude lil butt into oblivion!

Ok, Ok. So I have to admit, I gotta give the lil creep sum props, that was pretty good.

I gotta get him back, tho... Any ideas??
Oh ya, btw, duz any1 know wat 'incapacitation' means? i told yall he was smarter than me.

-Live life, luv life, u only have one life :)
-Deenee <3