True Confessions of a Spring Break Loozer (yes, that would be moi)

Hmmm. Ok so our beautiful 11-day parole from the land of witchy teachers, big words, and an overlly packed school from which the student body literally bursts from the seams, has slowly, but surely come to an end. :( As much as i wanna say I'm crying on the inside about it rite now, sum weird little corner of my brain is rejoicing, as I, a true geek at times, have to admit, i luv school. (*GASP* i know) Part of the fact being that, while at school, I'm actuall somewhat productive, because people there are paid to keep my busy, in a good way. On the contrary, while i'm on break, i usually end up amusing myself in some dumb ways..

I definately dont feel like i did crap over spring break. I watched TONS of chick flicks cuz i luv em 2 death :). I went in da pool a lot. Basically, jus hung out and took advantage of the whole 'no school' thing. Slept A LOT cuz sleeping is the shizznit. Went from house 2 house in search of sumthin fun 2 do, no luck, my neighborhood sux, and every1 was off living life elsewhere. Tried 2 teach myself how to skateboard, EPIC FAIL, i quit, cuz i decided im not cool with falling on my butt evry fricken second. Learned 2 talk with a british accent. Over-organized my room. Read 2 books. Got engaged 2 taylor lautner, but so did my friend, so we gotta share. Learned how to curse in sign language, and Jamaican. Tried 2 find my talent, but decided God would tell me what it was when i needed 2 know. Listened 2 lotsa music, and discovered my love for 50s/60s jazz. Went to the movies only twice. Terrorized my little brother. Took losta personality quizzes online, makes soo much sense that i'm still not quite sure who I am. Finally made use of the art set i got 3 Christmases ago. Rearraged my closet. Went on facebook (surprise, surprise, haha). Updated a blog I forgot I had. Got tired of painting my nails merely pink or red, and went for Gumby blue-green, instead. And yet, I was still utterly bored.

So I decided I'm not goin 2 live my life like this anymore, well, starting June 18, 2011.

I determined that as soon as I get my licesnse and learn some roads, I'm gonna jus goo.... i mean take a road trip 2 no pre-determined destination, just flee frum my everyday life in mundane mandarin (like my alliteration? :)) and really see whats going on in the rest of the world, well, at least whatever is outside of J-ville. I'd be actually living life, instead of just sleeping, eating, breathing, and hearing about it. Well, we'd come back, off course, but only when we feel like it. Ooooh its so close i can taste it, if u count 2 years as 'close' .. haha my parents prolly wont like it, but its a nice thought nonetheless, no? :)

Omgeezy, I'm sooo gonna take a trip around the world when I finish college. I need to see what's out there, you know, through my own eyes.

Mmm, but for now, I'll guess i'll just have to stick to luvin my life here :)

(Just had to get that off my chest :)

Live life, love life, you only have one life. :)
- *Deenee* <3

Oh, how I absolutely ADORE my self-esteem-crushing little BOOGER of a brother...

Ok, so I wake up this morning, and theres this little folded-up piece of paper stuck under my door. So I go check it out, and on the front it says, "TO: RONDENE, I WROTE IT MYSELF." Okaaay theeen..

So I open it, and it reads (exactly):

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"YOUR JOKES ARE STALER THAN AN OLD BOX OF CEREAL.
I'VE SEEN SECONDHAND COATS WITH BETTER MATERIAL.

YOU FEEL SO PROUD,
BUT YOUR HEAD'S IN THE CLOUDS,
CAUSE YOUR JUST A BUNCH OF INCAPACITATION. (really, kid?)
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO RENOWNED,
BUT YOU'RE JUST DUMB AND LOUD,
AND YOUR BRAIN'S ON A PERMANENT VACATION.
YOUR BIG AND TALL,
BUT YOUR BRAIN'S TOO SMALL
TO HANDLE ANY KIND OF SIMPLE SITUATION.
YOU THINK YOU'RE ON THE BALL,
BUT COMPARED TO ALL,
YOU'RE IN NEED OF SOME SPECIAL EDUCATION.

WORD!

P.S.- APRIL FOOLS,... NOT! "
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And I'm just like, geez, thanx bro, luv ya too....

But seriously WHAT THE CRAP could I possibly have done 2 this kid (besides make him sit and listen to me while I recite my favorite parts of Eclipse...) to make him sit there and work to create a whole entire big-worded, deenee-bashing dork-rap/poem in my honor?!?! (if u can even call that honor)

I mean, sumtimes, occasionally, I actually try to be nice to hiiiiim! :(

Oh-oh-ho! and do u see that last line about me belonging in special education?
Haha, u already KNOW i just about chris-brown'd his rude lil butt into oblivion!

Ok, Ok. So I have to admit, I gotta give the lil creep sum props, that was pretty good.

I gotta get him back, tho... Any ideas??
Oh ya, btw, duz any1 know wat 'incapacitation' means? i told yall he was smarter than me.

-Live life, luv life, u only have one life :)
-Deenee <3

Inside/maybe outside Jokes, favorite quotes =D

Okay, so I absolutely ADORE inside jokes (unless i'm on the outside) cuz they never cease to thrust me into hysterics everytime I read them. I have notebooks and notebooks filled up with stupid little phrases that the average intellectual couldnt understand if they tried. Well most of them may be stupid enough for that. Anyways I have sooo many, and I usually post them on my facebook, http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&&suggest&note_id=57939064535#/profile.php?id=1018597566&v=info&viewas=1018597566
but it won't hold them all. :( So I'm gonna share some here! :) LUCKY YOU :D

"Would an albino polar bear be black?"-Adam Lebanoff
"You d*** morphodite! I'll kill you!"-Scout Finch
"Taylor Lautner is MY brand of heroin!"-Me
"OMG! Corn pops is pop corn backwards!"-Me
"Look, Mary, you may live in the 90210, but ur still just a zero! Um, Bree, we live in the 90211..."- Mary and Bree (Another Cinderella Story)
"Look, Kendall, you may live in the 904, but ur still just a mor....ON! lolol-Me
"OH! but yes you are funny sometimes.."-Kendall Klusmeier (HA!)
"If u were stranded on a desert island, would you eat glue sticks?"-Rachel Wachs
"Ur mom goes to mitochondria school!"-Adam Lebanoff
"Whats up with Now and Laters, anyway? Are u supposed to chew them, or suck them?"-Alex Hochwald
"Mr.Dean: What causes the illusion of faces on the moon, class?Rachel: Um drugs..?"-Mr.Dean and Rachel Wachs
"In other words, its milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard"-Mr.Dean
"If the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body, how come it hurts so much when you try to lift weights with it?"-Me
"They aren't horny books, Adam. They're just... elaborate pageturners."-Me
"Valentines Day is CANCELLED! Apparently, u told Cupid u were sexy... he died laughing. Thanks a lot!-Kenya Johnson
"Donnie, relax. I mean, this morning, I thought I saw a cheeseburger doing yoga."-Louis Stevens
"Gurl, I will CUT you."-Bon Qui Qui
"Article: "He's shy about the spotlight. She bathes in it"Vaughn: Thats just because he doesnt bathe."- Article on the internet comparing Rob Pattinson to Paris Hilton, and Vaughn
"You had a transvestite barbie??!"-Mom
"Your just jealous that ur not as "with it" as I am!"-Mom
"Jimmy, finish your crust."-lady from Bill Nye,... and Vaughn
"Will somebody PLEEZ explain to me how that looks like a turtle?!?!"-Me (about the retarded"awkward turtle" thing)
"..trip the light fantastic..." -Mr. Price
"My stupid bladder ruins everything!"-Me
"Stupid asteroids ruin everything!"-Me
"Holocaust. What is that, a church or somethin?" -sum idiot
"Thats not his finger..." -Jonathan Grant
"But she doesn't have a...!" Alex Hochwald

Things I luv :)

*ice cream *corny jokes *my ipod *funny jokes *texting *old cartoons *watching movies *good news *musicals *blogging *SCHOOL *blowing bubbles *twilight fandom *reading eclipse *facebooking *youtube *shiny convertibles *presents *my frieends :) *inside jokes *vacations *giraffes *texting (i like it twice, tee hee) *laughing 4 no reason at innapropriate times *british accents *laughing WITH(not at) hochwald *comedy central *pretending im fluent in french, and british.. *putting smilys at the ends of sentences *starbucks *writing "TEAM JACOB" and "Je T'aime" and "Deenee" on desks *hugs *and more.. but ill add them later :)

The Small Assassin

It doesn't make much sense for baby to kill their parents, does it? Well, it doesn't make too much sense to me. But in The Small Assassin, a new born baby killed his parents. If it were accidental, I still don't know. Many mothers have perished in childbirth, similar to the fact that the mother in The Small Assassin almost died when she was birthing the baby. This drew the mother to believe that the baby tried to kill her, so she hated the baby. At first I thought the mother was just paranoid. But was she? Could a baby really plan something like that? Maybe, because later in the story the father is almost killed by tripping and falling down the stairs. He tripped on a toy that the baby placed at the top of the stairs. The next day it was there again. Only this time it was the mother who tripped, and she died. This causes the man to hate the baby like the mother did, so he named it Lucifer. Then, some toxic gases are left running in the house, which kills the father.

It is not very clear to me why a baby would want to kill their parents but lets go back to our question, 'Could a baby really plan something like that?'. After reading this story, I think its possible.

All Summer in a Day

How would you feel if you and your family moved to Venus, where it rains all day. You would rarely get to see the sun.Well in All Summer in a Day, that is what happened to a girl named Margot. Her classmates hated her because she has had the opportunity to experience full days of sun, while they lived on Venus all their lives.
This might sound strange, but what if this story were set in the past, rather than the future. I learned that Venus probably once had large amounts of water on it, like Earth, but it all boiled away. I also learned that Venus has somewhat of a green house effect, which may have contributed to the fact that it got so hot. So maybe this story is coming from the idea that Venus may have been inhabitable before the greenhouse effect caused the temperature to rise. In this case, it would be set in the past.

The Gift

Another Ray Bradbury short story, The Gift, is set far in the future, when families can take casual space shuttle trips to Mars. In the beginning of The Gift, a father, mother and their small son board a space shuttle on the boy's first trip to Mars. NASA has sent exploration vehicles to the red planet to determine if Mars is, or will ever be, inhabitable. So it is very possible that trips like the one in The Gift will be available in the future.

I think the researching of Mars' ability to support life will prove very beneficial to the future of the human race when global warming takes its toll on Earth and the generations living on Earth will need a planet to evacuate to.