True Confessions of a Spring Break Loozer (yes, that would be moi)

Hmmm. Ok so our beautiful 11-day parole from the land of witchy teachers, big words, and an overlly packed school from which the student body literally bursts from the seams, has slowly, but surely come to an end. :( As much as i wanna say I'm crying on the inside about it rite now, sum weird little corner of my brain is rejoicing, as I, a true geek at times, have to admit, i luv school. (*GASP* i know) Part of the fact being that, while at school, I'm actuall somewhat productive, because people there are paid to keep my busy, in a good way. On the contrary, while i'm on break, i usually end up amusing myself in some dumb ways..

I definately dont feel like i did crap over spring break. I watched TONS of chick flicks cuz i luv em 2 death :). I went in da pool a lot. Basically, jus hung out and took advantage of the whole 'no school' thing. Slept A LOT cuz sleeping is the shizznit. Went from house 2 house in search of sumthin fun 2 do, no luck, my neighborhood sux, and every1 was off living life elsewhere. Tried 2 teach myself how to skateboard, EPIC FAIL, i quit, cuz i decided im not cool with falling on my butt evry fricken second. Learned 2 talk with a british accent. Over-organized my room. Read 2 books. Got engaged 2 taylor lautner, but so did my friend, so we gotta share. Learned how to curse in sign language, and Jamaican. Tried 2 find my talent, but decided God would tell me what it was when i needed 2 know. Listened 2 lotsa music, and discovered my love for 50s/60s jazz. Went to the movies only twice. Terrorized my little brother. Took losta personality quizzes online, makes soo much sense that i'm still not quite sure who I am. Finally made use of the art set i got 3 Christmases ago. Rearraged my closet. Went on facebook (surprise, surprise, haha). Updated a blog I forgot I had. Got tired of painting my nails merely pink or red, and went for Gumby blue-green, instead. And yet, I was still utterly bored.

So I decided I'm not goin 2 live my life like this anymore, well, starting June 18, 2011.

I determined that as soon as I get my licesnse and learn some roads, I'm gonna jus goo.... i mean take a road trip 2 no pre-determined destination, just flee frum my everyday life in mundane mandarin (like my alliteration? :)) and really see whats going on in the rest of the world, well, at least whatever is outside of J-ville. I'd be actually living life, instead of just sleeping, eating, breathing, and hearing about it. Well, we'd come back, off course, but only when we feel like it. Ooooh its so close i can taste it, if u count 2 years as 'close' .. haha my parents prolly wont like it, but its a nice thought nonetheless, no? :)

Omgeezy, I'm sooo gonna take a trip around the world when I finish college. I need to see what's out there, you know, through my own eyes.

Mmm, but for now, I'll guess i'll just have to stick to luvin my life here :)

(Just had to get that off my chest :)

Live life, love life, you only have one life. :)
- *Deenee* <3

Oh, how I absolutely ADORE my self-esteem-crushing little BOOGER of a brother...

Ok, so I wake up this morning, and theres this little folded-up piece of paper stuck under my door. So I go check it out, and on the front it says, "TO: RONDENE, I WROTE IT MYSELF." Okaaay theeen..

So I open it, and it reads (exactly):

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"YOUR JOKES ARE STALER THAN AN OLD BOX OF CEREAL.
I'VE SEEN SECONDHAND COATS WITH BETTER MATERIAL.

YOU FEEL SO PROUD,
BUT YOUR HEAD'S IN THE CLOUDS,
CAUSE YOUR JUST A BUNCH OF INCAPACITATION. (really, kid?)
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO RENOWNED,
BUT YOU'RE JUST DUMB AND LOUD,
AND YOUR BRAIN'S ON A PERMANENT VACATION.
YOUR BIG AND TALL,
BUT YOUR BRAIN'S TOO SMALL
TO HANDLE ANY KIND OF SIMPLE SITUATION.
YOU THINK YOU'RE ON THE BALL,
BUT COMPARED TO ALL,
YOU'RE IN NEED OF SOME SPECIAL EDUCATION.

WORD!

P.S.- APRIL FOOLS,... NOT! "
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And I'm just like, geez, thanx bro, luv ya too....

But seriously WHAT THE CRAP could I possibly have done 2 this kid (besides make him sit and listen to me while I recite my favorite parts of Eclipse...) to make him sit there and work to create a whole entire big-worded, deenee-bashing dork-rap/poem in my honor?!?! (if u can even call that honor)

I mean, sumtimes, occasionally, I actually try to be nice to hiiiiim! :(

Oh-oh-ho! and do u see that last line about me belonging in special education?
Haha, u already KNOW i just about chris-brown'd his rude lil butt into oblivion!

Ok, Ok. So I have to admit, I gotta give the lil creep sum props, that was pretty good.

I gotta get him back, tho... Any ideas??
Oh ya, btw, duz any1 know wat 'incapacitation' means? i told yall he was smarter than me.

-Live life, luv life, u only have one life :)
-Deenee <3